Monday, October 06, 2008

Confession 147

Once there was a snowman.... Gravy and I discovered it in front of an apartment complex near our home one night at about 1:00. We couldn't resist pulling the old "move the snowman's face to his nether regions" gag. Just as we had completed and begun admiring it, several girls came out onto the terrace on the third floor.

"Hey! What are you doing!?" they shouted.

Gravy reports that he turned to see what witty thing I would say, but when he swung around, I was just a set of tracks in the freshly fallen snow. Tracks that led to my neighbors house, 'cause I sneaked through there and crossed back to our house through the back yard.