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It's probably good for me to get this stuff off my chest.
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6 comments:
Hah! That's great! Except for the part about you almost dying.
on the freeway?
I tip my hat to you, good sir.
I'll tell you the full story tomorrow. There always is one, isn't there?
So I was with my female friends Kamikaze and Heather Angela Hawks. We were driving down the freeway when a cop car drove laterally right in front of us. After we passed it, we realized that he was driving back and forth across the freeway to stop traffic. Then we passed a big rig truck and realized something must have fallen from the back of it, so they were stopping traffic to go out there and look. Well, we were the last car to get by. Soon the other cars in front of us had sped away so that we couldn't see them. We realized we could drive as slowly as we wanted.
"We could even STOP!" I said.
So we did. "Chinese firedrill!" yelled Kamikaze. We all hopped out of the little two-door.
When I turned the corner of the car I noticed it. Headlights on the hill behind us. "Get back in the CAR!" I shrieked like a histrionic little girl. We ran and jumped back in, but by the time the traffic reached us, Heather Angela Hawks was still in front of the car. She was wearing heels (it was on the way home from a fireside). She completed her lap around the car, even though cars on both sides were swerving away from us to avoid our open doors, and the car behind us had come to a screeching halt (barely in time) and was honking at us. All three of us were screaming our brains out. Heather Angela Hawks finally jumped back into the car and we took off. We were terrified. It was such great fun.
thats hillarious
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