Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Confession 130

Once, in high school, I went into the bathroom, and it was immaculately clean. It was the first time this had ever happened in all of my time there up to this point. So I peed all over everything.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Urine trouble now, mister!

Anonymous said...

when you say all over...do you mean all over? you must have had a lot of ammo.

Anonymous said...

Nyuk nyuk! Some sick animal just *beep* all over the bathroom!

Anonymous said...

as you should! Clean bathrooms in school are against the law!

Vandersun said...

Oh my gosh! I can't believe I've neglected to read your confessions for so long. I forgot how f-ing hilarious you are, Guid. I repent of my sin immediately and redevote myself to your genius, o great one.