It's probably good for me to get this stuff off my chest.
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Confession 131
I laughed so hard I vomited on my friend Emily at Applebee's. All over her and in her purse. We're talking a LOT of pink acidy barf. It was so sick. And she couldn't even stop laughing. Man, it was gross.
I have a confession of my own. Tonight I was closing the store, and when I swept I was too lazy to dustpan all the nasty dirt. So I swept it onto the rug. Then, just for good measure, I shook out the rug on the doorstep of the shop next door, because I hate the guy who works there.
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When was this?
dePue or Biggs? I remember the story but can't remember who.
Four years ago. Wright.
What were you laughing at?
Thata´s painfully funny. OH how i miss this blog
I only laughed so hard I shit my pants once. Laughter doesn't usually make me wanna throw up.
I have a confession of my own. Tonight I was closing the store, and when I swept I was too lazy to dustpan all the nasty dirt. So I swept it onto the rug. Then, just for good measure, I shook out the rug on the doorstep of the shop next door, because I hate the guy who works there.
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