Saturday, October 22, 2005

Confession 126

You don't want to read this one, especially the ladies. Really. I warned you, so don't blame me.

In the MTC, I had three times as many nocturnal emissions as any of the other elders in my room. It was actually kind of embarassing. It was NOT my idea to keep track of these things. One kid never had one. I wonder about him.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You sound terribly embarrased, yet proud. Poor, poor Confessor.

Anonymous said...

I was that kid who never had one. How'd you know?

Etelmik said...

What?!

How do you know you had more than anyone else?!

Wiggle said...

Well, you warned me.

Unknown said...

They had a little tally sheet.