Saturday, October 29, 2005
Confession 127
When i was in elementary school, I thought it would be funny to prop up a fork between the cushions of the couch so that someone would sit on it and go flying up off the couch like Goofy, bellowing "WOO-HOO-HOO-HOOO." Well, after about a few minutes I forgot, and when TGIF came on, I went running into the living room, bounded over the arm of the couch, and landed squarely on the fork. I did not go flying off, as I had envisioned, but rather fell to the floor groaning, with the fork sticking out of the flesh of my left buttock. That really hurt.
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You'll be flying up off the couch once I have that password. Give give give!
Your comment thingy doesn't work on your regular blog. It says 404 page not found. Extra depressing.
I remember that...it was not pretty! And I mean that literally!
I am laughing so hard, I can't really breathe.
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