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7 comments:
My (Catholic, but huge pothead) friend used holy water in his bubbler once... and felt TERRIBLE about it the next day.
I think Bible pages would be to thin. I hope you didn't use the ones with golden gilded edges. That'd hurt the ol' rectum.
We only used Songs of Solomon, which our church doesn't even consider to be inspired scripture, anyway. ANd you just have to double it up.
Song of Solomon was hot.
Your church does not believe SOS to be inspired scripture, or you don't?
Gosh, Mustard. I can see nitpicking at that if he said "My church believes," but "my church doesn't believe" only seems to provide a safety net. Shows that he's not REALLY offending us sheltered Mormons
Smurfed, I don't mean to seem nitpicking, just challenging the Confessor to make sure he doesn't use the church as a cruch, but really believes in the Savior's teachings. "The Church" cannot "believe" in anything! The individual members have the challenge to believe what the Lord has taught.
Hehehe, you are SO going to hell.
(What, there was no Dr. Phil lying around? You could've happily used that instead.)
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