Thursday, March 31, 2005
Confession 70
When I was younger, my brother had a piñata at his birthday party at the cabin. When he annoyed my friends and me the next day, we gave him the ulitimate wedgie and hoisted him by it into the big oak tree with the rope that was still hanging there. The next day he began to vomit. He had to be rushed to the hospital, and there was told he had a double hernia. He lost half of his right testicle. They said that an hour longer and he would have died.
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This is the first one, (okay, the last one wasn't either) that isn't funny to me at all. Wow. The rest we all know we're not supposed to laugh at but we can't help it because it still is even if we shouldn't and it's sick. But this one, no go. Wow. I didn't know about that one hour bit.
Think what your mom's gonna say on this one...
This one is not supposed to be funny, and I hope people don't think it is. This is probably the worst thing I've done. It's really terrible, I know, but I need to get these things out of me.
Toasteroven, It is not like this is news to me! Though this had horrible consequences, it was one of the most spiritually uplifting times this brother and I had. The story is a lot more involved than posted here. Confessling, Hang in there....(and I don't mean out of a tree!)
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